I'm Matt. 23. Living in Minneapolis/ St. Paul. Soon to be married to: festofiesta.

 

pseudophedrine:

keithboykin:

When Utah residents saw 22-year-old Darrien Hunt carrying a toy sword, they called police who shot and killed him. But when 22-year-old Joseph Kelley carried an assault rifle to a JC Penney store in Utah, he walked out without a scratch on his body. They were both the same age. Both in the same state. But only one was considered “suspicious.” And you still believe America is color blind?

I would hug the one on the left and run screaming from the one on the right js

pseudophedrine:

keithboykin:

When Utah residents saw 22-year-old Darrien Hunt carrying a toy sword, they called police who shot and killed him. But when 22-year-old Joseph Kelley carried an assault rifle to a JC Penney store in Utah, he walked out without a scratch on his body. They were both the same age. Both in the same state. But only one was considered “suspicious.” And you still believe America is color blind?

I would hug the one on the left and run screaming from the one on the right js

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

(Source: ttity)

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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theroyalbluths:

imdanielle:

khaleesi:

this-tea-tastes-like-sleep:

Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life

these angels of light brought me a brownie topped with cookie dough at midnight once

nyc for life

I’ve ordered ice cream and cookies from this exact location in the picture at 11 at night in the middle of the freezing Minnesota winter high as a kite

You can get fucking Mooose tracks ice cream delivered to your door until the early hours of the morning. Why aren’t these on every street corner?!??

imdanielle:

khaleesi:

this-tea-tastes-like-sleep:

Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life

these angels of light brought me a brownie topped with cookie dough at midnight once

nyc for life

I’ve ordered ice cream and cookies from this exact location in the picture at 11 at night in the middle of the freezing Minnesota winter high as a kite


 "I remember Amy being three months pregnant at the end of 19 weeks of shooting and it’s 11:30 at night and everyone’s starting to feel it and Amy will improvise an extemporaneous rap about the crew and go around punching people. She’s the head cheerleader and the quarterback of the team at the same time." Nick Offerman

"I remember Amy being three months pregnant at the end of 19 weeks of shooting and it’s 11:30 at night and everyone’s starting to feel it and Amy will improvise an extemporaneous rap about the crew and go around punching people. She’s the head cheerleader and the quarterback of the team at the same time." Nick Offerman

galentines:

classicajays:

Amy Poehler with a hamster

What the hell is this and why is it the greatest moment of my life?

galentines:

classicajays:

Amy Poehler with a hamster

What the hell is this and why is it the greatest moment of my life?