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If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the U.S.

Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.

Government: Then don't get one.

Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.

Government: You don't have to use it.

Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.

Government: Don't marry the same sex then.

Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.

Government: Take them to church.

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